Are Most Men Great Lovers or Just Decent?
Okay. The guy I was seeing early last year (and am thinking of seeing again) is really good at… you know. THAT. I mean. He’s really, really good. I mean, Legendary. I mean, he’s probably the first guy I’ve been with who is better at sex than I am. Because that was normally some type of problem, no matter what. Either I wanted it “too often” (harlot!), or he was so lousy at it that I didn’t want it enough. Or I’d get “close”– so as long as I was in love with him, I’d excuse his shortcomings in that area. Ladies. You know what I”m talking about. Men. It’s not that women confuse sex with love. Not enough women are having orgasms on a regular basis in order to confuse sex with love. If it seems that way it’s because we’re trying to use fake orgasms to train you into giving us real ones. We also have to fall back on the emotional closeness the physical closeness can often mesh into JUST to keep ourselves having sex with you. Now, guys, I’m not saying it’s all of you who suck in bed. But if only a third, at best, of women have regular orgasms, and all the women you know seem to have them, the math doesn’t add up somehwere. Besides, if you do suck, it’s our fault. That’s right ladies. I said it’s OUR fault. Why? Because faking it to make it doesn’t work, at least not the