Options I Gave a FB Friend for Avoiding THOSE Relatves
These were my tips for avoiding those relatives you only see at Christmas that you can’t stand, but can’t completely avoid.
By THOSE Relatives, I mean the ones you want to share a finger or two with.
Here are your options:
1- A few tokes of weed just before hand. Limit to two or three if you have problems with lah. For medicinal purposes, of course, for those with prescriptions only. #allegedly
2- have just enough of a light liquor to be bordering on tipsy.
3- Meet them in a noisy place where they can’t talk to you.
4- If they’re not the type to talk during a show meet them for a movie or play, then leave or arrange to be accosted by friends afterward.
5- If they’re cousin-types who are single: Set them up on a blind date with someone you’re not that close to, then leave early to give them some time “to be alone”.
6- Fuck em. Give them a phone call and be on your way.
7- Leave town right after Christmas, by train, somewhere close, and visit some people you Really like. Call it a New Year’s trip and don’t come back until the second.
8- Hide in your house.
So it all boils down to avoid, distract, or deflect – sometimes a combination of the two. Merry Christmas. You’re welcome.
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