Why join the rebel alliance if the death star is already built? You look like a new person- hi there! Thanks for reading these posts. Please consider sharing this post if it helps or entertains you in any way.
(Of course I’ve been writing this post for over a month. But the as-it-happens present tense seems to work best for the retelling. Hope you enjoy! Here’s Biopsy Hilarity part one if you haven’t read it yet.)